Intro:
    G              F#
    We donʼt talk about Bruno, no, no, no
    G              F#
    We donʼt talk about Bruno
    Bm
    But

       Em
It was my wedding day
       F#
It was our wedding day
        Em
We were getting ready
 
    Bm             Em           F#
And there wasnʼt a cloud in the sky
            Em           Bm
No clouds allowed in the sky
            Em        F#          Em
Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin (Thunder)
 
G                            F#
You telling this story or am I?
 
Iʼm sorry, mi vida, Go on
 
Bm           Em            F#
Bruno says, «It looks like rain»
           Em
Why did he tell us?
   Bm        Em           F#
In doing so, he floods my brain
            Em
Abuela, get the umbrellas
Bm           Em   F#
Married in a hurricane
              Em
What a joyous day but anyway

Chorus:
    G              F#
    We donʼt talk about Bruno, no, no, no
    G              F#
    We donʼt talk about Bruno

     Bm                      Em
Hey, grew to live in fear of Bruno stuttering or stumbling
F#                    Em
I can always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling
Bm                       Em               F#   Em
I associate him with the sound of falling sand, ch ch ch
 
Bm                       Em
Itʼs a heavy lift with a gift so humbling
             F#            Em
Always left Abuela and the family fumbling
G                                            F#
Grappling with prophecies they couldnʼt understand
 
Do you understand?
 
Bm           Em     F#             Em
A seven-foot frame, rats along his back
        Bm         Em      F#           Em
When he calls your name it all fades to black
         Bm        Em         F#             Em
Yeah, he sees your dreams and feasts on your screams (Hey)

Chorus:
    G              F#
    We donʼt talk about Bruno, no, no, no
    G              F#
    We donʼt talk about Bruno

Bm            Em                            F#
He told me my fish would die, the next day, dead (No, no)
Bm             Em                          F#
He told me Iʼd grow a gut and just like he said (No, no)
             Bm                Em
He said that all my hair would disappear,
                F#
now, look at my head (No, no)
G                             F#
Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read
 
D                   A
He told me that the life of my dreams
         Bm                       G
Would be promised, and someday be mine
   D               A
He told me that my power would grow
         Bm                        G
Like the grapes that thrive on the vine
(Oye, Marianoʼs on his way)
 
D                   A
He told me that the man of my dreams
         Bm
Would be just out of reach
  G
Betrothed to another
D                     A
Itʼs like I hear him, now
         Bm                        G
Hey sis, I want not a sound out of you
 
Itʼs like I can hear him now, I can hear him, now
 
G   F#
Um, Bruno
G                F#
Yeah, about that Bruno
  G                         F#
I really need to know about Bruno
          G                   F#
Gimme the truth and the whole truth,
       Gm
Bruno (Isabela, your boyfriendʼs here)
 
Time for dinner
 
Bm           Em     F#             Em
A seven-foot frame, rats along his back
(It was my wedding day, it was our wedding day)
        Bm         Em      F#           Em
When he calls your name it all fades to black
(We were getting ready and there wasnʼt a cloud in the sky)
         Bm        Em         F#             Em
Yeah, he sees your dreams and feasts on your screams
(Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin)
G                            F#
You telling this story or am I?
(Oye, Marianoʼs on his way)
 
Bm           Em            F#
Bruno says, «It looks like rain»
                               Em
(He told me that the man of my dreams would be just out of reach)
   Bm        Em           F#
In doing so, he floods my brain
                       Em
(Betrothed to another, another)
Bm           Em   F#
Married in a hurricane
                                               Em
(And Iʼm fine, and Iʼm fine, and Iʼm fine, Iʼm fine)
     G
Heʼs here

Outro:
                F#
    Donʼt talk about Bruno, no
                    G
    Why did I talk about Bruno?
                F#
    Not a word about Bruno
                                  Bm
    I never shoulda brought up Bruno