DAVID:
GGD
I hope this won’t sound impolite
GGCD
Or come across as too forthright
GG7CCm
But even though you seem alright, I...
GDG
Think I’m better than you!
GD
Now please do keep this thought in mind
GD
That’s just my personal conviction
GG7CD
You’re smart and fun, you’re sweet and kind
GD
I’d call our friendship an addiction
GG7
Your shoes are shined, your breath dulce
CCm
But still I find I have to say, I…
GDG
Think I might be better than you!
DANIEL:
Gm
You seem impressed with what you’ve shown
CmGm
But I don’t find it that compelling
Gm
You’ve sung my praise but not your own
CmGm
And well, I think that’s pretty telling
Gm
But while we’re on the subject of
CmBbdim
How I’m superb and leagues above, you
GmDGm
Ought to know I’m number one
CmGm
I know that might be hard to swallow
CmDGm
This hurts you just as much as me
CmGm
But when this song is sung then you and I’ll know
DGm
That you’re just a nobody
DAVID:
GD
Well friend I don't know what to say
DANIEL:
GD
Try starting with your resignation
DAVID:
GD
Let's end this in the finale
DANIEL:
GD
I'm dying from anticipation
DAVID -and DANIEL-:
G
You’re really great, but let me state -You've been outdone-
G7
You denigrate and seem to hate -Now I've really won-
C
The fact I’ll break you, abdicate -But it was fun-
Cm
Before I can asphyxiate, I... -Your end's begun, and...-
GDG
Think I might be better than you! -Now I know I'm better than you!-
GDG
Don’t hate me because it’s true! -And I'll prove it to you, too!-
GG7CCm -hold it till the end-
Just know, I'm better than.....
-So watch as I identify
The skill to show I qualify
Like keeping up this camp charade
And tricking kids to drink kool-aid
To sacrifice them-