Blitz (Blank Space parody)

Verse 1:
 F
Getting bored of Walls 2
                          Dm
I should find a new minigame
 
October, 2013 saw the game and I thought
  Bb
Oh my god, the xxxx is this
 
So many OP kits
 C7sus4                   C
But I guess I'll play a game
 
Verse 2:
 F
Horsetamers everywhere
                            Dm
Dominating winter all day long
 
Everybody's kit's the same
 
Because it is so damn strong
 Bb
but hey, I can survive
 
I get better ping here than to the Hive
 C
Teams and hackers everywhere,
  Bb                             C
but nobody plays blitz to be fair
 
Chorus:
 F
So I'll keep on playing
                     Dm
And get horsetamer six
 
My horse is fast but stupid
                       Gm
And I will call it Brick
 
Toxicologist gets added
                         Bb
With a level 5 stone sword
 
Keep going with a single dream that
                          F
One day I’ll be leaderboards
 F
Gonna join another map
                          Dm
But I know it’s all in vain
 
Trying to earn some coins
                         Gm
But it’s not worth the pain
 
Got a long list of level 7's
                             Bb
No high level kits I've gained
                                Bb
Keep getting rogue’d in deathmatch
  -nc-                       F
But that's just the game
 
Verse 3:
 F
Hypixel, gets a new host
                      Dm
I will miss you 30 ping
 
Now it’s on, the east coast
 
But now I only want one thing
 Bb
To get, the youtube rank
 
What the xxxx it’s 30k subs
 C7sus4                 C
And I join the Elite team
 
Verse 4:
 F
Screaming, crying, horse users
                           Dm
As we nerf their kit to bits
 
Don’t worry, toxic’s next
 
We’ll completely revamp blitz
 Bb
Make it, a whole new game
 
While I try, and rise to fame
  C
I’ll make for, myself a name
 Bb                                               C
When I’m done here this game will never be the same
 
Chorus:
 F
So I release my first montage
                   Dm
Become a rising star
 
People blame my hit detection
                  Gm
Because of my 5 bar
                                               Bb
But it was the first of many, and I buy armorer 10
 
People blame thorns constantly but
 
I still make one again
 F
I name it Unexpected
                    Dm
Later I release Life
 
My personal favorite
                       Gm
Flawlesses left and right
 
But Blitz has some new problems
                       Bb
And this one’s pretty dumb
                       Bb
Only one map ever fills up
        -nc-
Why is it Caelum?
 
Bridge:
 F
Remove Caelum and replace it with v2
 
But it’s still half the things people queue
 F
So many teams the forums explode
 F   -nc-
So we release an update: team mode
 
Chorus:
 F
That was my last move
                         Dm
And I leave the Elite Team
 
People ask me why but
                      Gm
I must follow my dreams
 
So I guess that marks the end of
 Bb
My whole 9 month regime
 
But I’m telling you the game is
 
Better off than it seems
 F
So that was Blitz
                    Dm
It’s been over a year
 
Nowadays there’s nothing
                       Gm
But lots of diamond gear
 Bb
There’s five scouts in each round
 
It’s getting quite insane
                      Bb
I keep getting janitored but
 -nc-
That’s just the game