Verse 1:
Hey! I like your bra!
GEm
Thanks, I got it from my very best friend
CD
Kissed her once in high school and then never again
GEm
Drugs and money, who's between your covers
CD
Wouldn't matter to me one way or the other
Pre-Chorus:
CG
When thots and animals storm the capital
DEm
You'll watch c-span for fun
C
'Cause it's a xxxxing drag
G
And it's crazy sad
DEm
But you'll do what's got to be done
Chorus:
CD
Are you really gonna save the world like that?
GEm
With your tits half out on instagram
CD
I mean yeah motherxxxxer, that was always the plan
GEm
I'm gonna wear this xxxx to Congress man
CG
So hop off my xxxx
DEm
'cause this whole thing makes me feel sick
CGDEm
And you're mean to kids, why can't you just quit picking on them
AmDGEm
Life and liberty, sometimes property, the right to try to feel good
CDG
Her heart is pure, the math checks out so what's the move
CDG
And how could you do this when I learned my rights from you
Verse 2:
EmC
Here's a little fact, I cry all the time
DG
about the state and healthcare and the grand design
EmC
And sometimes it's sad and sometimes it's bitter sweet
D
But it's how you'll know I'm me
AmD
Now gun control is a really icky problem
B7Em
I don't know if anyone knows how to solve it
CD
But if I was in Congress and someone shot up a school
EmDG
I'd xxxxing cry about that too
EmDG
And so my question is do you
Chorus:
CD
Are you really gonna save the world this way
GEm
Crying like a kid every single day
CD
Hell yeah mother xxxxer, I'm afraid it's true
People are in pain, what's wrong with you
CD
So hop off my xxxx
GEm
Your Nixon smile makes me xxxxin' sick
CD
You should be just as wrecked as I am
-nc-
I'm pretty xxxxin' angry that you're not
CG
And when thots and animals storm the capital
DEm
You'll watch c-span for fun
C
‘Cause it's a xxxxing drag
G
And it's crazy sad
DEm
But you’ll do what's got to be done
CD
The rules were life and liberty, sometimes property
BEm
The right to try to feel good
CDG
Her heart is pure, the math checks out so what's the move
CDG
And why would you do this when I learned my rights from you
Bridge:
AmG
And when soft boys and their succulents
DBEm
And girls dressed to crack skulls
CGDBEm
Take the capital and render it's capital null
AmDGE
Well, I'll feel a bit more pumped and a bit less sad
Am
Paint our shirts
D
Say we're sorry
G
And call our dads