Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time

Alright, alright

Alright, alright
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Alright, alright, it's a hell of a feeling though
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It's a hell of a feeling though
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Alright, alright, it's a hell of a feeling though
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It's a hell of a feeling though

Verse 1: Brendon Urie
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Who are these people?
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I just woke up in my un-derwear
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No liquor left on the shelf
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I should probably Introduce myself
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You shoulda' seen what I wore
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I had a cane and a par-ty hat
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I was the king of this hologram
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Where there's no such thing as getting out of hand
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Memories tend to just pop up
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Drunk pre-meds and some rub-ber gloves
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Five-thousand people with design-er drugs
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Don't think I'll ever get enough
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-Don't think I'll ever get enough-

Audio sample from B52's "Rock Lobster":

Pre-Chorus: Brendon Urie
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Champagne, cocaine, gas-oline
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And most things in between
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I rode the city in a shop-ping cart
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A pack of camels and a smoke alarm

Chorus: Brendon Urie
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This night is heat-ing up
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Raise hell and turn it up
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Saying "If you go on you might pass out in a drain pipe"
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Oh yeah
-Rest-
Don't threaten me with a good time

Hook: Brendon Urie
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Alright, alright, it's a hell of a feeling though
E                A
It's a hell of a feeling though
Dbm                       Eaug
Alright, alright, it's a hell of a feeling though
E                A
It's a hell of a feeling though

Verse 2: Brendon Urie
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What are these footprints?
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They don't look very hu-man-like
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Now I wish that I could find my clothes
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Bedsheets and a mor-ning rose -hey-
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I wanna wake up
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Can't even tell if this is a dream
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How did we end up in my neigh-bors pool
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Upside-down with a per-fect view?
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Bought a bar at the speed of sound
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Fancy feet dancing through this town
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Lost my mind in a wed-ding gown
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Don't think I'll ever get it now
A
-Don't think I'll ever get it now-

Pre-Chorus: Brendon Urie
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Champagne, cocaine, gas-oline
E                  A
And most things in between
Dbm                        Eaug
I rode the city in a shop-ping cart
E                      A
A pack of camels and a smoke alarm

Chorus: Brendon Urie
Dbm                 Eaug
This night is heat-ing up
E                   A
Raise hell and turn it up
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Saying "If you go on you might pass out in a drain pipe"
E
Oh yeah
-Rest-
Don't threaten me with a good time

Bridge: Brendon Urie
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I'm a scholar and a gentle-man
                    E                  A
And I usually don't fall when I try to stand
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I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt
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But I make these high heels work
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I told you time and time ag-ain
           E                    A
I'm not as think as you drunk I am
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And we all fell down
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When the sun came up
                     A
I think we've had en-ough

Hook: Brendon Urie
Dbm                       Eaug
Alright, alright, it's a hell of a feeling though
E                A
It's a hell of a feeling though
Dbm                       Eaug
Alright, alright, it's a hell of a feeling though
E                A
It's a hell of a feeling though

Pre-Chorus: Brendon Urie
Dbm                      Eaug
Champagne, cocaine, gas-oline
E                  A
And most things in between
Dbm                        Eaug
I rode the city in a shop-ping cart
E                      A
A pack of camels and a smoke alarm

Chorus: Brendon Urie
Dbm                 Eaug
This night is heat-ing up
E                   A
Raise hell and turn it up
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Saying "If you go on you might pass out in a drain pipe"
E
Oh yeah
-Rest-
Don't threaten me with a good time