Intro: GGGGVerse 1:
G
So long
B7
Goodbye
EmD
I'll see you when I see you
C
You can pick the street
CmGB7Em
I'll meet you on the other side
Verse 2:
DG
So long
B7
Goodbye
EmD
Do I really have to finish?
CCm
Do returns always diminish?
GB7Em
Did I say that right?
Chorus:
GAbdimAmEm
Does anybody want to joke
FCD
When no one's laughing in the background?
GDm7FCBb
So this is how it ends
GDm7BbEbCG
I promise to never go outside again
Verse 3:
GGsus4G
So long
B7
Bye!
EmDCCm
I'm slowly losing power, has it only been an hour?
GB7Em
No, that can't be right
Verse 4:
DGGsus4G
So long
B7BB7
Goodbye
EmD
Hey, here's a fun idea
CCmGB7Em
How about I sit on the couch and I watch you next time?
Chorus:
GAbdimAmEm
I wanna hear you tell a joke
FCD
When no one's laughing in the background?
GDm7FCBb
So this is how it ends
GDm7BbEbC
I promise to never go outside again
Bridge:
EmAmAm I going crazy?
D
Would I even know?
GEbdimAm I right back where I started 14 years ago?
EmAm
Wanna guess the ending?
DGEbdim
If it ever does, I swear to God that all I've ever wanted was:
EmEm7A little bit of everything all of the time
AmDA bit of everything all of the time
G
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Gbdim
I'm finished playing and I'm staying inside
CGD
If I wake up in a house that's full of smoke
EmD
I'll panic, so call me up and tell me a joke
CGD
When I'm fully irrelevant and totally broken, damn it
EmBmC
Call me up and tell me a joke
G
Oh xxxx
B7EmD
You're really joking at a time like this?
Outro:
G
Well, well
Am
Look who's inside again?
DEmD
Went out to look for a reason to hide again
G
Well, well
AmD
Buddy, you found it
EbaugEmEbaug
Now come out with your hands up
Cadd9CmG
We've got you surrounded