Verse 1:
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All I really know is that I'm
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Never coming home
DC
And I'm sorry that I didn't tell you so
Am
I'm gonna go and get an internship
G
and then I'll get a job
BEm
and then I'll pack all of my xxxx up and xxxxing go
Chorus:
C
I'll go to Mexico
G
I'll go to Canada
AmBEm
I'll mail myself to New York City in a box
AmD
You'll never hear from me again
G
Save for an envelope I'll send
EmAmDAmG
Containing fifteen billion dollars and some photographs of dogs
Verse 2:
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For half of my short life I've kept
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a drawer in my room for all the
DEm
little trinkets I consider gold
Am
Photographs, bottle caps,
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Lanyards, flowers, crumpled maps,
DBEm
Things that look particularly old
Am
The plan has always been
G
That I should throw them out the window
B7
If the building were to catch on fire
Em
Given the dogs were safe outside
Am
But the drawer is full of trash
G
and I could turn it all to ash
Am
Just for the fleeting joy I'd get from adding
EmGEm
More smoke to the sky
Chorus:
C
I'll go to Mexico
G
I'll go to Canada
AmBEm
I'll mail myself to New York City in a box
AmD
You'll never hear from me again
G
Save for an envelope I'll send
EmAmDAmG
Containing fifteen billion dollars and some photographs of dogs
Instrumental: EmAmDGEmCDB7Bridge:
BC
Well sharks are smooth if you pet them one way
G
They are spikey you pet the other
DBEm
And my mom said that if they stop moving they'll die
Am
Hammerheads swim past
G
I've got my face up against the glass
DG
As I whisper to my sisters "as will I"
Chorus:
Em
I'll go to Mexico
G
I'll go to Canada
AmBEm
I'll mail myself to New York City in a box
AmD
You'll never hear from me again
G
Save for an envelope I'll send
EmAmDAmG
Containing fifteen billion dollars and some photographs of dogs
Outro: EmCAmBEmAmDGAmDEAmDG