Chorus]
I hope you never fall in love again
hope that every guy you meet is a weirdo
I hope you never make it out of the friend’s zone
Your so low, oh no
I hope you never fall in love again
[Verse 1]
D
Yea, I hope you swipe right
And you meet a nice guy
Bm
And you tell all your friend’s that he’s got nice eyes
G
And he, likes the same kinda music as you
A
But how can someone like the Beatles less than Blink-182
D Bm
I hope you spend six hours straight getting ready for a date
G
But he turns up late, in his mummy estate
Oh no, it’s going downhill
A
And now he wants to split
[Chorus]
D
I hope you never fall in love again
Bm
I hope that every guy you meet is a weirdo
G
I hope you never make it out of the friend’s zone
A
Your so low, oh no
D
I hope you never fall in love again
Bm
I hope that every guy you meet is a loser
G
I hope they meet your best friend and they choose her
So 1, 2
A
**** you!
D
I hope you never fall in love again
[Verse 2]
D
I hope you get stuck in the talking stage
Bm
With a bunch of guys, who are twice your age
G
But earn half the pay, and forget your name
A
..(It’s Sarah, you ******* arsehole)
D
I hope you have bad dates, and heartbreaks
Bm
Staying up, too late on weekdays, thinkin’ bout
G A
Everything we had that you threw away
[Chorus]
D
I hope you never fall in love again
Bm
I hope that every guy you meet is a weirdo
G
I hope you never make it out of the friend’s zone
A
Your so low, oh no
D
I hope you never fall in love again
Bm
I hope that every guy you meet is a loser
G
I hope they meet your best friend and they choose her
So 1, 2
A
**** you!
D
I hope you never fall in love again
Bm
I hope that every guy you meet is a weirdo
G
I hope you never make it out of the friend’s zone
A
Your so low, oh no
D
I hope you never fall in love again
Bm
I hope that every guy you meet is a loser
G
I hope they meet your best friend and they choose her
So 1, 2
A
**** you!
D
I hope you never fall in love again