Sad Song

Intro: D G A

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Alright there's something truly
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Magnificent about being sad and that is that
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Everyone can be sad, some people are sad sometimes
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Other people are sad all the time and this is just a song
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G#out being sad, WHOOPDIE DOO! LET'S GET TO IT! HAHA!

Verse 1:
D
I've got a problem, I'm always so sad
    D
The littlest things get me pissed off or mad
   G
My life's pretty good, no I don't have it bad
        A
So it's hard to explain all these feelings I have
D
I'm just a baby I think that explains it
  D
I burnt up my toast got so sad that I fainted
   G
I played a great song on repeat, now I hate it
    A
And nobody likes this picture I painted
D
My only messages come from my mommy
  D
I spend my life feeling like nobody wants me
G
You're kinda cute but your friend is a hottie
    A
His shiny white teeth and his muscular body
  D
I wear a cool outfit and try to look edgy
   D
My underwear rides up and gives me a wedgie
   G
My pants are too tight, now I wish they were stretchy
A
Why do these small things always upset me?

Bridge:
D                           D
Little things make me wanna cry sometimes
    G                G
But that's just life
      A         A
It'll be alright

Chorus:
D
If you're really sad
D
Everything just turns out wrong
G
If you're really sad
A
Let me hear you sing this song
D
If you're really sad
D
Everything just turns out wrong
G
If you're really sad
A
Let me hear you sing along

Verse 2:
D
What's a party? I've never been
       D
Well I went to one once, but I couldn't get in
           G
I bought a lottery ticket, but I didn't win
     A
So I bought two more and I lost again
   D
My phone's plugged in but it isn't chargin'
  D
I wake up in the morning lookin' like a Martian
    G
I'm crying on the daily, you could call me Carson
          A
Could you please shut the door if you're gonna barge in
   D
My shoes are too small and I can't fit my foot in
     D
Went back to the mall and I stepped in some puddin'
  G
I tried to return them, they said that I couldn't
 A
Here are some things that upset me that shouldn't
   D
My coffee's too bitter, got stains on my shirt
  D
I popped my balloon, and my dog is a jerk
  G
I stepped in some gum then stepped in some poop
  A
I feel like a hamster, I'm stuck in a loop

Bridge:
D                           D
Little things make me wanna cry sometimes
    G                G
But that's just life
      A          A
It'll be alright

Chorus:
D
If you're really sad
D
Everything just turns out wrong
G
If you're really sad
A
Let me hear you sing this song
D
If you're really sad -like really sad-
D
Everything just turns out wrong -I'm talking about everything!-
G
If you're really sad -like really sad!-
A
Let me hear you sing along -sing it you idiot!-
D
If you're really sad
D
Everything just turns out wrong
G
If you're really sad
A
Let me hear you sing this song
D
If you're really sad
D
Everything just turns out wrong
G
If you're really sad
A
Let me hear you sing along

Outro:
D G A
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Thank you for listening, glad you could all hear this
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But the song is over now, cause I'm all out of ly-
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Alright this had to end in a bad note didn't it?