Sex With A Ghost

Intro:
   Bm A Abm  G Gb
   Bm A Abm Gb 
 
Verse 1:
Bm           A                      Abm
I'm getting hickeys from my bed bugs
               Gb                Bm
I'm getting busy with a bad perfume
              A                   Abm
I'm sticking kisses to a pen drug
  G         Gb                     Bm E Gb Bm  E Gb
I'm making friction with a sad vaccuum
 

Bm          A                 Abm
I'm getting jiggy with a rifle
   G        Gb
I pull the trigger with my eyes closed
Bm           A                     Abm
Hoping to hit you somewhere vital
           G                   Gb7                 Bm E7 Gb E7 Bm E Bm Bm  Gb Gb7
And when I miss, you come and kiss me with a smile
 
Chorus:
               Bm     D                 Em      G
I'm having xxx with a ghost 'cause she knows I'm alone
          Bm      D                 Em                 Bm
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool, I'm sleeping with a ghoul
              Bm         D             Em          G
I'm having xxx with a ghost 'cause she knows I'm alone
          Bm       D                 Em       Gb                G
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool, I'm sleeping with a ghoul
 
Verse 2:
Bm           A               Abm
The only time I ever see her
      G                            Gb7
Is when she's behind me in the mirror
Bm             A                   Abm
Even from a distance I can hear her
                       Gbm
Try to listen, but her whispers make my ears hurt
 

Bm           A                       Abm
And on our dates, it's never daytime
      G                         Gb
When she gets playful with a steak knife
Bm          A                       Abm
I need a break, maybe I'll take five
        G                             Gb7       Bm E7 Gb E7 Bm E Bm Bm  Gb Gb7
 
Shake it up and medicate, maybe I'll take five
 
Chorus:
            Bm          Gb                Em        G
I'm having xxx with a ghost 'cause she knows I'm alone
        Bm            D              Em          Gm
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool, I'm sleeping with a ghoul
             Bm         D                  Em        G
I'm having xxx with a ghost 'cause she knows I'm alone
        Bm            D              Em          Gb                   Bm Bm Gb Gb
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool, I'm sleeping with a ghoul
 
Interlude:
   Gb Bm Bm Gbm
   Bm Bm Bm Gb
 
Chorus:
        Bm             D        Em                  G
I'm having xxx with a ghost 'cause she knows I'm alone
          Bm           D              Em         G
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool, I'm sleeping with a ghoul
        Bm             D        Em                  G
I'm having xxx with a ghost 'cause she knows I'm alone
          Bm           D              Em         Gm                  Gb
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool, I'm sleeping with a ghoul
 
Outro: Gbm Em  Em D  Gbm