Why Didn’t I Kiss Her (The Useless Lesbian Song)

Intro: Bb D Eb Ebm
 
Bb
While we were in a forest, sitting on a tree
      D
I was looking at her lips, wondering what it’d be
       Eb                      Ebm
Like to kiss her - why didn’t I kiss her
     Bb
Music playing in the background, all our favorite songs
    D
The moment was so right, I felt like it’d be wrong
      Eb                         Ebm
Not to kiss her - so why didn’t I kiss her
 

Eb
Why can't I just make a move
Ebm
I know what I’m gonna do
 

Bb                                      D
I’ll grab her by her hands, look in her eyes
Eb                            Ebm
Move in close to her, then realize
Bb
My palms are sweaty, I’m holding my breath
D
My mind’s unsteady and my cheeks have gone red
Eb                                    Ebm                Bb
and I’ll pull away and later I'll ask why - why didn’t I kiss her
 
Interlude: D Eb Ebm
 
Bb
We were on a walk, wish I’d held her hand in mine
D                                                              Eb
When I hear her laugh I think it can’t be such a crime just to kiss her
               Ebm
So why can’t I kiss her?
 

Bb
I guess I really like the way she sees the world
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Taking photos of her taking photos, wish she’d be my girl
           Eb
So I could kiss her
            Ebm
I just wanna kiss her
 

Eb
But here I am, not making moves
Ebm
I know what I am gonna do
 

Bb                                     D
I’ll grab her by her hands, look in her eyes
Eb                           Ebm
Move in close to her, then realize
Bb
My palms are sweaty, I’m holding my breath
D
My mind’s unsteady and my cheeks have gone red
       Eb                             Ebm               Bb
And I’ll pull away and later I'll ask why - why didn’t I kiss her
 
Interlude: 
   D Eb Ebm
   Bb D Eb Ebm
 
Bb                                     D
I’ll grab her by her hands, look in her eyes
Eb                               Ebm
Move in close to her, a bit terrified
Bb
But my heart rate’s steady, my cheeks are still red
D
But we’re both ready for what's gonna come next
Eb                                  Ebm
And I’ll ask if what I’m gonna do is fine
               Bb
Then maybe I’ll kiss her